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Because I share a wedding anniversary with Anne Hathaway but have no publicist of my own, I thought I would make my own publicity, and then rightly flee to my honeymoon in about 2 hours.  Read the original article here, then read my "Mad Libs" version.  Here we go...

Angelina Ford marries Andrew Stearns

Forget "Anne Hathaway Marries Adam Shulman" - this weekend it was Angelina Ford's turn to tie the knot!

The Michael Goldberg, D.M.D. staffer, 31, wed her love of three years, 28-year-old master electrician/Black Bear Hydro employee Andrew Stearns, in scenic Eddington, ME on Saturday afternoon, according to multiple reports.
The ridiculously fast ceremony took place at the North Brewer-Eddington United Methodist Church overlooking the Penobscot River, while nearly 125 of the couple's friends and family members (who were taken to the venue via their own vehicles) looked on, according to the bride, who was first to report the happy news.
Angelina and Andrew kept the location of their wedding very public prior to the big day, and required guests to RSVP to the ceremony, she reported.
The newlyweds kicked off their wedding weekend with a rehearsal dinner at Paddy Murphy's on Friday, and chose to adorn their wedding locale with roses and white bows.  They like to keep things simple.
The stunning bride, who will soon be trying to figure out how to change her name at the social security office, wore a flowing, strapless white gown designed by Someone (she forgets who and is too lazy to go to the closet to check), complete with a mid-back length veil to hide any back fat that may have erupted.
Angelina and her now-husband began dating in September 2009 and announced their engagement in September 2011.
A rep for the bride confirmed the news to Facebook at the time and revealed Angelina's engagement ring was "wicked nice."


--Angelina Stearns

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