Facebook so doesn't cut the cake anymore. Or rip open the candy wrapper. Or whatever other food (analogy? euphemism? jobby?) you choose to use.
So I wanted to list some other sites I check out to pass the time. I'm not saying what time I'm trying to pass, because there are people who read this who also control my paychecks. So let's wink wink nudge nudge and just proceed to my list:
Blog--make one; at the very least, read mine. And tell people about mine.
Suri's Burn Book--good gracious, this is funny. Suri Cruise's fake perspective on other celebrity children.
The Pioneer Woman--I don't have the cable so I don't see her show, but I love her website...great recipes, she's a fantastically funny writer, and she has giveaway contests. When I have enough followers, I'll totally start giving away fun stuff.
Hip2Save--Do you coupon? Shop online? Like deals and giveaways? GO HERE!
Jennsylvania--Again, fantastic writer. So funny. Read her books. Follow her blog. Her post on Twilight had me crying with laughter.
GoodReads--good way to find new books, share reads with friends (find me there!), and track what you're currently reading and have read.
LL Bean--Daily Markdown. No reason you shouldn't be checking that out. I'm not saying it because it's my 2nd job.
Realtor--I'm my mother's daughter. That means I'm nosy, people, and I want to see the insides of the homes for sale in a 30 mile radius. And I will judge your shag carpeting and paint choices.
Xmradio--Everyone should be as lucky as I am to have a boss who allows their account to be high-hoseyed by the human answering machine so she can listen to/belt out Broadway showtunes while IV drug users look on in fear.
Those are a smattering. Really? That's my day in chronological order. Don't believe me? Check my IE History. But not you, Boss. Because you're working, and I'm working, and everyone is just working. The end.